No one*
grammar*
And you forgot to end your last sentence with a period.

You're posting to Slashdot. Your argument, stated clear enough for a 5th grader to grasp will be ignored for the same reason it is ignored elsewhere.

Take it from a black man who's father taught him the ropes decades ago. Pick your battles and accept change will be generational-ly slow.

That is very true that most first time offenders could get off with a warning, but we are talking about on the job offenses.
You LITERALLY cannot find a workplace in this country that you can assault, batter and steal from someone and not expect to be thrown in jail and lose your job.

Except for being an officer, apparently.

Just glad theres not dildo maximum in my state, or I would still be in my mom's basement.

Thanks Obama.

They were looking to get into whitehouse.com, not whitehouse.gov
;-)

Im amazed people can say that with a straight face. I had to pause 3 times because my eyes were rolling too hard to focus on the rest.

All that mirco-ing in Warcraft/Starcraft is paying off.

Whats the total now, 2? -_-

Mod this up. This shit was why the twinkies went away and came back tasting funny. Fucking greedy shits.

Greetings, Friend!

I am ZMundo, Prince of the 52 States of Nigeria! I have an expiring inheritance I would like to share with you if you will provide me with your credit card information!

You had me at rent due on the 1st.

I didnt have a problem understanding him. You're just confusing someone who sounds different than you as someone with a mental illness.

Please. Go right ahead. You wont last nearly as long as FB has because things cost money
Oh boo hoo, you have to suffer through a few ads to use something for free. I guess everyone forgot or was not around for the first 5+ years of ad free FB.
If you want to leave your personal information off of facebook then GET OFF OF FACEBOOK. Don't cry like entitled children because I am sure no one here works for free.

This is why everyone hates America. We are so damn dense and lack any global perspective.

Really? The US censors your internet on a national (or any) level comparable to China? Really? You have to VPN to get on CNN/FB/Twitter? You have use TOR to get on Slashdot? Using any of the above sites is illegal in the US?