Comment Re:I only have one clock, and it's brutal. (Score 1) 344
That's what Chuck Norris said.
Comment The Da Vinci Code (Score 1) 312
Was a five-minute ten-monkey job.
Comment The pen industry (Score 1) 492
Am I the only one who thinks that it's strange for a firm that tests pens to hire security experts and participate in this competition?
Retro Browser War: IE6 Vs. Netscape In 2011 211
jbrodkin writes "What if you took the raw, pre-patched, 10-year-old versions of Internet Explorer 6 and Netscape 6.1 and tried to surf the modern Web? What would happen? You might think firing up IE6 or Netscape would lead to an immediate onslaught of viruses, but just for fun, I decided to spend some time using these two ancient browsers. It turns out IE6 is still capable of surfing much of the modern Internet, and can play Flash and Java content, but Netscape's troubles show it probably died a justified death."
Comment What's wrong with toast? (Score 0) 475
I love it. Especially with butter and baked beans on top.
Comment Re:Okay...waitaminute.. (Score 1) 409
I agree; isn't it like saying "thieves can rob your house if they manage to bypass your security systems"?
Comment Revolutions caused by "anti-revolutionary groups"? (Score 1) 45
So basically they're trying to stop "anti-revolutionary groups" from causing riots and revolutions?
(Yes, I know what they really mean by "anti-revolutionary").
(Yes, I know what they really mean by "anti-revolutionary").
Comment Good times (Score 1) 152
I was grinning like and idiot all the way through the whole set of screenshots. Great memories.
Comment Re:The problem with computer sabotage... (Score 1) 334
What would've you done differently?
Comment Mmmmm.... (Score 0) 45
Cookies....
Comment Re:Crooked teeth (Score 1) 160
That joke went right over you head.
Comment Crooked teeth (Score 2, Funny) 160
There is also the fact that frequently chewing gives you crooked teeth.
I wonder if they started developing a battlefield alternative for braces.
Comment ... and there was much rejoicing... (Score 1) 240
... yayyyy ...
Comment Re:Monsanto isn't an unbiased voice (Score 5, Informative) 835
Don't forget the fact that they create a monopoly by requiring farmers that plant their seeds to exclusively use certain brands of pesticide and fertilizers.
Comment Re:This office is air-conditioned (Score 1) 525
Not in an all-male office :(
