Ridiculous physics didn't bother me too much until one recent film in which the "mad scientist" claimed that his particle accelerator had made neutrinos travel faster than the speed of flight. There is a limit (to what is credible not the speed of neutrinos, obviously).

"lack of physical security won't be an issue" - room thermostats on the other hand...

An (electronic) accelerometer can be constricted by attaching a resistive material to a vaguely flexible substrate such that the electrical resistance varies when the substrate is deformed (much the same as a strain gauge actually). In this case, the paper is merely the substrate and it is difficult to accept the claim that the accelerometer is made of paper.It seems rather akin to claiming to have made a paper-based computer - by sticking a laptop to a sheet of paper.

More importantly, precisely which medical tests require an accelerometer? Not being the sort of malingerer who spends a lot of time undergoing medical testing, I may have missed them but I'm pretty sure that no doctor has ever attempted to measure my acceleration. I know that older people often claim that time seems to pass more quickly. Perhaps time passing more quickly actually manifests as a measurable reduction in their acceleration and acceleration tests are a geriatric specialisation that I can look forward to as I get older. Perhaps the more senior SlashDot followers would care to comment on the efficacy of acceleration testing?

It is pretty impressive that Taiwan has police officers who even know what a spectrum analyser is!

However, it is surprising that the candidates didn't know that they could disguise their transmissions by matching their carrier modulation to the warp signature - surely everyone knows that.

On the other hand: if a job is worth doing then it will probably still be worth doing tomorrow.

Don't you hate to see the children fighting?

If the clean room was to be locked for a period of one hour but the vial only broken upon the decay of a single atom of an element with a radio-active half-life of one hour then the subject could be viewed as both spotty and not spotty for the duration of that hour - sweet!

Has anyone else noticed French words such as sans gradually creeping into English in place of perfectly good words such as without? I believe that this is not coincidental but rather the work of a dedicated group of French extremists who, by gradually increasing the proportion of French words in circulation, hope to replace the English language entirely within just a few decades. Par recognizer this behaviour, we can arret it before it gets out of main. Mai, si nous do not faites attention then pendant just a few ans, we could find qui French is the nouvel Anglais. Dit "non" maintenant a English avec Francais!

Diese Anmerkung ist auch auf Deutsch vorhanden.

Well it's lunch time and all the blinkenlights are working...

..... Corp announces its latest TV screen technology. The screens, driven by photon emitting mouse brains have higher contrast and a greater viewing angle than existing OLED or OLEP screens. Furthermore, the new screens are environmentally friendly being powered only by cheese and 100% biodegradable. Dead mice are replaced easily and cheaply. The new NeuroVision screens are expected to hit the market as soon as problems with the Cat Repulsion Technology (CRT) have been ironed out.

Let's hope that they don't stop dilithium shipments!

I live in a rural area in the UK (a short distance north of Belfast, if you must know) where I cannot get ADSL - having tried, I now know that my telephone line is more than 10Km long! So I have been using a 3G/HSDPA modem on Three (Hutchison). I plug the modem into my (Draytek) router and regularly work from home with two laptops running VPNs into different companies and my wife often connects her laptop by WiFi also. The "Mobile Broadband" handles it with no problem and is a lot cheaper than the alternative satellite service that BT tried to sell to me.

I went on a Pirate Program at work. They sent me to the Caribbean where I learned to drink rum, bury doubloons, walk the plank and carry a parrot on my shoulder. Best training I ever did - what a week! Every merchant banker needs to do this.