Aren't laws usually passed to protect the small minority? I mean, only a relatively small number of people are mugged at gunpoint every year. Do we really need a law for that?

But does it run Lotus Notes?

Chicago uses a very similar system. I'm really glad I'm not the only person who does a running jump slamming my ass on the RFID reader to unlock the turnstile...

I can understand why you didn't have access to a variety of bras to practice on, but aren't a lot of female pants similarly equipped with zipper flies? You think she could just practice on her own... Still a good scam though, kudos to you!

This is what I always liked about Electronic Gaming Monthly. Games rated a 5.0 were average: nothing special, but not necessarily bad. It gave you a better idea of how good a game actually was compared to what else was out there.

"They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. Their houses are made out of meat." "Meat?" http://www.setileague.org/articles/meat.htm

Only about 12 people in the United States have my last name. If I tell someone my full name, I might as well just tell them my social security number. Names aren't always as anonymous as you'd think...

I'm almost positive they changed it so that you can only poke someone who's profile you can actually view, regardless of whether you are friends with them. Used to be you could poke anyone in search listings, but now if you get the whole "This user only shares certain information with everyone" upon viewing their profile you can't poke them. You can poke strangers as long as they have their privacy settings set to everyone or a network you are in.

When the speed limit is 55 and I'm traveling on a brand new four lane interstate in the middle of the day in good weather conditions with light traffic... I would probably drive above the speed limit. They fail to account for every possible driving condition, and most are severely understated.

Is the .moo TLD reserved only for celestial bodies whose composition is above 50% dairy?

Hey, I am an insensitive clod you... oh wait.