This train can go from Wuhan to Guangzhou faster than the Chinese government can block this po.... [no signal]

Customer service emails will be so much more honest now.
"Yes, you raging fucktard, it needs to be plugged in first! Shit fuckin piss how do I delete this shit?! Control, Alt, Delete... FUCK! I don't even care."

Reenactment - relative has problem with computer

1. Remove shortcuts to Internet Explorer
2. Rename Firefox shortcuts to "Internet"

Firefox 3.5 - My Idea

140 thrust limit?

Ironically, ending the unlimited data plan would prevent this planned DDOS. If anything, this will reinforce their decision.

I work at Microsoft testing software I wear paper hats. Would you like a bug with thaaaat. Would you like a bug with thaaaat.

"Our Death Screens are blue! PWND!"

I wonder if this book can show everyone how to import products reliably? The current import system is total crap and often needs to be completely bypassed.

Probably not the best time to mention that I have a dead baby carcass bag full of tungsten

I am a blue color developer, and I work with a very talented white color developer. I have to say, that this argument about who is better and why is really missing the point. No matter who you are, are you developing great software that people actually use and benefit from? Are you creative, and do you have a passion for writing great software? Blue or white color, the above is what really matters.

We don't need Geocities to remember what the web looked like in the 1990's.

We can all remember what the web used to look like in the 1990's just by continuing to use IE6. Thanks corporate America (and Grandma) for helping us remember what the web looked like over a decade ago.

People: "Vista is a piece of crap."

Engineer 1: "So, people don't want a piece of crap?"
Engineer 2: "Ok, so we'll rewrite the whole OS and start over. It'll be great!"

Several months later...

Engineer 2: "Damn, this is hard!"
Engineer 1: "Copy Apple?"
Engineer 2: "Damn straight. Beer time."

Windows 7

If that is true, which I firmly believe it is since I read it on the Internet, then the Baby Boomers may be succeeded by the Baby Killers..

And now they can beat one of the major tests involved in lie detection. I want one!