You beat me to it.

Damn thing was headed down far longer than it was headed up.

Hey, NASA! Moon is thataway! ^^^^

Whistleblowing on a secret US government agency that's governed (if at all) by secret laws and secret courts, and is clearly out of control? Sorry, that would never cross the line into treason. It's the agency which is breaking the law.

Cold warriors haven't got the memo ...

I'm thinking the real robot is the narrator. They need to work on increasing the amount of inflection in the voice to make it sound more natural ...

When we finally get around to ordering Asimo to clean up Fukushima, this is how we'll make sure he doesn't just head for the pub instead ...

Geiger: No, wait a second! Don't touch it.
Rico: Why not?
Geiger: Well, that's a Lawgiver. That's programed to only recognise a Judge's hand. You touch that, it'll take your arm off!
[Rico grabs the gun and points it in Geiger's face. The gun has accepted his grip]
Rico: Gee, how do you like that? I must be a Judge.
[he shoots Geiger]

"brain damaged monkeys on cocaine"

Surely I can't be the first to notice this? HarperCollins couldn't have paid for publicity like this ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKgUq5dziEk

We would never lie to you. Your tax burden is decreasing in real terms. You like our candidate. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

We already got that implemented. It peaks on days when we order curry ...

Huge mud-slinging war about the license chosen and no one pointing out the thing is borked.

... in the last sentence of the summary. I think the word you're looking for is "Naturally."

I've typically found the CDs/DVDs to be full of trialware -- usually older versions than what's available from the usual download sources. And the editorial content is quite amateurish.

This is for hobbyist magazines (PCs, cars, etc.). Can't vouch for whatever might pass for the equivalent of Atlantic Monthly, etc.