And then when you got past the nipples you stopped the download because there wasn't a point any longer.
By then, I'd usually lost patience and just turned to my vast collection of ASCII porn stored on a tape drive.
Those were the days......
The 'normal' level of vitamin D has also crept upwards over the years.
I'm sure you had the same level of skepticism towards an article published in Rolling Stone last fall.
If you can't find a picture of me online with 30 seconds on the googles, you need to stop eating the paintchips.
Can somebody buy that guy some clippers or tweezers to solve his problem of having only a single eyebrow?
no, but mitt romney does?
No, but he can become one in the afterlife if he has enough wives on Earth prior to his death.
I would switch, but then I'd have to rewrite my hosts files.
But how many of the entries on that page are hoaxes about being hoaxes?
Much like the turtles, it's hoaxes all the way down.
His Nexus 6 wrapped in toilet paper was hidden in the adjacent stall...
Hopefully a Roy, not a Leon.
This is a 'troll'? Somebody must have changed the moderation guidelines again.
No, this is about old stuff, so they are clearly trying to protect Earth Orbit Station.
Right next to you. And she's just waiting for something to do...
Weird coincidence: watched part of it last night. (Through Harry the cabbie. Too tired to watch any more)
This clunky spacebot has no style. Everybody knows that the ultimate vehicle for reentry and soft landing is shaped exactly like a 1959 Corvette.
Just don't bring the green orb with you.
Wait, we can have bread AND butter?!
But I like toast and jam.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
