No. That's why it's part of the deal that he cannot relocate the team.

The first case where somebody used that argument to challenge a ticket would be interesting.

Grasshopper, you learn to use the slide rule in hope that you need never use it.

All we wanna do is pick your brains

I’ve been sticking $30 dollars in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That’s 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that’s 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies have been in my ass! You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

"Be sure to drink your ovaltine."

That's why they'll need the *new* textbooks.

Yep, missing the fart apps and Napoleon Dynamite soundboard apps. I'm really disappointed with mine...

Is Costanza next?

The only thing I'm hoping for is a fanless Haswell processor in the pro version.

Yeah, they're cool. Not!

I was being serious

Dude, the zune was awesome and I'd say the same thing about my surfce rt.

And how long does it take to pay for them?

Sounds convenient!

#thumbsup