The next step is to convince AOL to start sending out their software on thumb drives. Then we all win!
Why would anyone need that many thumb drives?
1. Check slashdot
2. Grab example email address from news article
3. ???
4. Get Sued For Using Some Company's Name In Your Email Address
Fixed That For You
it will actually garner a lot of interest from goth girls and Twilight fans
Will it give me free beer and hookers?
Free as in speech, silly.
I'm sure there are many people out there who would prefer that their OS gave them free beer and hookers instead of free speech.
[The informant] told me that since his problems with Mr. Calixte, his brand new computer has crashed and he suspects Mr. Calixte is responsible. Mr. Calixte has access into [the informant's] computer as he set it up for him when they were friends and he knows the password. The computer has been looked at by several experts and none of them can resolve the problem.
You might blame Mr. Calixte, but I would probably blame Microsoft.
Also mentioned:
***Suddenly I am feeling like a criminal***
The warrant application also wanted to seize:
Dave Arneson, one of the co-creators of the fantasy game Dungeons and Dragons, died after a two-year battle with cancer. He was 61.
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.
