Never said it was impossible.
Specifically, I'm referring to "Corporations will not be inspecting food or paving roads anytime soon."
It seemed more likely that you mean "private corporations are incapable of providing these services".
Literally, yes, this is probably correct. But that's because the government, as I demonstrated, has completely monopolized the industries you refer to, not due to any lack of interest from businesses.
If the government took over the letter shipping industry, we'd make the same remark "I don't see private corporations sending letters to people's doorsteps anytime soon." Oh, wait. That's what we have now: Sending letters is illegal.
Different example: If the government took over the airline industry, we'd make the same remark, "I don't see private corporations flying passengers any time soon." Wait, isn't that exactly what British Airways is?
Sure government didn't pave roads at one time - I'd like to see the commute on a muddy ditch into the city. There were a HELL of a lot fewer cars then! If the roads and bridges were not maintained by the government, they would be in such shitty shape as to be virtually unusable, except for perhaps some in Las Vegas or other areas where business would realize that no roads meant no business (homeowners and renters would be shit out of luck except in neighborhoods of the wealthy). Are you seriously suggesting no government-funded roads?
No, I mean actual paved roads going from major city to city. Commercially, they're known as turnpikes.
It's just a comment, not a conclusion, so there's nothing to non sequitur' (your remark that government not paving roads would mean private dirt roads for a commute is an example of a non sequitur). I'm just backing up my point that historically, government has not funded transportation, and there's plenty of examples of long-distance private transit.
And the hair dryer tags are only there because the GOVERNMENT provides the courts and force of law for lawsuits.
Rule of law is very well and good. I never disagreed.
If there is a straw man - you own it. You said you would take the corporation to get things done, ANY day. Sure, you listed the things you don't like about government, but your statement stands alone.
I didn't mean to imply I want corporations busting down my door in a SWAT raid. At that point, there is no distinction between the two. Government is the entity that has monopoly on use of force, or authority to assert a monopoly at its choosing; corporations are voluntary. I explicitly referred to use of force.