Do I have to pre-order?

Why not one of those eye blinding green laser pointers? I wonder how much power one of those needs to fry the camera sensor.

The Master Cylinder

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Hmm, yes.... If only there was something he could with his spaceship, with Spock's captured ship and load of red matter (unless the plot has already thankfully begun to fade from my mind), from his now current position in the past. If only there was something he could do like... show up in his huge fucking ship and warn that the star was going to nova or, since Spock was thrown into the past as well, team up with that Spock to make sure there's no fuck ups this time around.

Gosh, if only....

Job fair? Sounds like a bunch of sales twats and HR robots.

That's what I did with Wii and later consoles.... PC's should have gotten all the benefits of consoles instead of consoles getting all the downsides of PC's.

The *orange* shag carpet. Right next to the purple velvet drapes and inscrutable chrome and avacado objects of indeterminate purpose.

See the book "Interior Desecrations" by James Lileks for the whole, horrific story.

From the articles about the Bizarro universe that seems to exist inside HR departments in the tech world, my not being very good at the whole people networking thing, and too many tales of rampant ageism, there has to be a better way to do this. Why is there not a better system for connecting employees to jobs other than happening to know someone somewhere?

I'm just keeping my head down and trying to retire as early as possible.

They have evolved 4D.

You just can't see them.

They can see you, though.

They watch.

A lot.

I feel that way all the time these days. I read the news, and I don't feel like I'm even the same species as anyone else anymore.

We much eliminate the patriarchal something rape culture of the something something semprini something check your privilege something ponies. Or something like that. It's hard to follow sometimes.

I think it boils down to staunchly fighting ageism, racism and sexism by hating old, white males.

Yeah, yeah... detect *this*, Kinect.

Those silly Americans and their prudish- wait, wat?

Ah, Slashdot, where molehills become mountains.

Literally in this case. Yosemite? El Capitan or Half Dome?

How about developing emotional maturity beyond the need to do violence over trivial bullshit, and the intellectual ability to grasp it's just a game and there's a billion other things to go do? The real pussies are the ones who get all worked up into a lather in the first place.