So the Chesapeake's dying from overfishing and your answer is to move on up to Delaware Bay. Hope your grandchildren appreciate the fine work you're doing for the planet.

Similar questions to yours appear here regularly. The consensus is that it's best just to throw the bills and documents out and spend more time watching porn.

You know too much about this plutonium. Report to Guantanamo Bay.

The replacement clippers you bought in the shop were made of approved inert metal. The ones you tried to smuggle on the aircraft could well have been made of plutonium. You and a few of your terrorist buddies put your plutonium nail clippers together and... BOOM! So you see, the policy was effective. Now please report to Guantanamo Bay.

I see the problem here and you're both right. Minuteman Three was developed in the 1960s, but the latest iteration Minuteman One Hundred and Eleven still needs to be tested... you don't think the military-industrial complex has been idling for these past four decades now do you?

In a country of 24+ million starving people, it probably would be impossible to find a body double for that pudgy lunatic.

The send them to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Tj-KS2kfIr0

The folks at Kleenex must be worried. When people can print their own tissues at home, why would they buy a box of them in the store?

Google's posted a half-hour video explaining how the transition will work? They're crazy if they think any regular user is going to spend a half hour learning how to use a new browser... just make it work like the old one or don't expect people to use it.

To be fair, vinyl only sounds better than CD if you use the recommended Monster cables.

If you don't know the difference between working productively and "making a boycott app for smartphones", then don't complain about your minimum-wage lifestyle.

www.MtGOX.com

If you spent your time working productively, instead of wasting it boycotting productive people, maybe you'd make some money yourself.

Close them up and then create some new ones, obviously.

I'm going to use my RaspberryPi to mine BitCoins... guaranteed front page story on Slashdot.