Of course the Panama Canal is sort of a moat, and it is part of the USA.

I'd like to point out, we handed over the canal to Panama at the end of the last century. Seeing as your an Aussie, your forgiven.

Wait until a bomber is caught with a bomb up his ass.

You thought airport screening was bad before?

"Drop your pants and bend over!"
"Cough please!"

I was going to reply with the usual "What ads?" but you've made the point.

I don't see these ads thanks to adblock, just a short pause of a few seconds waiting for it to time out and continue with the program.

I think the best way we can fight the intrusion of governments into the privacy of our communications will be to flood the system with false positives.
car bomb
Maybe someone could develop an @home project that sends random packets filled with keywords to other computers running the client.
attack at noon
The only way we are going to be able to keep governments in check is by fighting for our rights.
kill the president
I mean, if we don't fight the powers that be, who will fight for us?
sarin gas

A priest, a rabbi, and a terrorist walk into a bar.

BOOM!

What? You were expecting a joke?

I remember when this "world" was made up of 9 rooms. It was little more than a chatroom with legs a la Kings Quest/Leisure Suit Larry.

Ah the memories. Gold Pants. Stephen dropping Baldrics. Tragluk and Shebok.

The Jaxom Clone Army.

Man, those were the Good Old Days!

Everyone knows that the first rule of Stupid Fun Club is to never talk about Stupid Fun Club!

When will people ever learn?

and...
John Wharfen
John Bigboote
John Smallberries
etc...

Why did I read that as "Carnal Yank Association"?

Damn I'm getting old. I need glasses.

You work for Fox News?

Seriously, for me they lost any credibility when E.T. won best special effects over Blade Runner.

I mean, really? A midget in a rubber suit on a flying bicycle? Holy craptastic!

http://www.stuipidprize.com/Jones+Day

I wonder how they'll like that showing up in searches.