"Look at how many people upgraded in the first 2 months. This is the most of any version of Windows ever!"
The Apple Metric. Good to see Microsoft following standard business practices.
The desktop monkey told me that I needed to use the Add Printer GUI wizard to test the print driver installation. Based on his reaction to my script, he's probably not familiar with the command line at all.
While your one-line of code will install a single printer, my four-line of code will read the printer URLs from a text file and install a printer every 30 seconds. Otherwise, it would take five minutes per printer using the GUI wizard. With 500+ printers to test, the time difference between using an automated script and the GUI wizard is ~4 hours vs. ~40 hours. Gotta a love a programming language that saves you time in cleaning up someone else's mess.
Upgrading was one of the worst decisions I've ever made. Windows Vista is slow, ugly, and a privacy nightmare. It makes XP look like a beautiful fast privacy advocate's dream.
FTFY
Now that we're into the first week of widespread availability for the new version [...]
Didn't Windows 10 came out like yesterday (Wednesday, 7/29/2015)?
What's next - the "archaic" practice of owning your own home?
You never really own your own home. If you don't pay property taxes, the local government will foreclose and sell the house to someone else. If that person doesn't pay property taxes, rinse and repeat.
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.