"OpenHAB - developed in Java" Yeah, no thanks!

Because it's kinda like Entity A (a company) doesn't want to do business (hire) Entity B (a black homosexual 65 year old man). Do you still not see a problem?

Sounds like a perfect match for Daylight Savings Time..

"As for the unix philosophy, init systems pre-systemd hardly did just one thing and hardly did it well."
What are you talking about!?! my rc.httpd starts/stops apache, period... my rc.ntpd starts/stops ntpd, period... I could go on.

"How does systemd remind you of windows? Have you actually *used* either in a system administration capacity?'
YES, yes I have. Windows with it's registry and svchost reminds me ALOT of systemd.

Yeah, it's not like the telecom industry is highly regulated... oh wait.

vi is still better.

Russia and China like countries like yours.

"Source?"
This painting- http://www.essaysbyekowa.com/T...

Better yet, just hire an indian couple to get married for you. MUCH MORE EFFICIENT!

SUCK IT RED HAT & DEBIAN LOSERS! (..and derivative losers!)

"Boffins have found that when you alter the appearance of an object, humans find it more difficult to perceive it as it actually is".

So, it's a paperless IUO system. Where do I dump my savings to get into this!?!

Ferrari? Fiat? Both break down far too often.

If I had mod points, you would get +1 FUNNY

I want to punch everyone in the head who is using Heartbleed as an example of why NOT to use open source. It actually proves that open source development works well. Once the bug was found, the fix was released very quickly. I can guarantee you that if this was a closed source commercial product, the bug would exist a long time and the bug's existence would have been denied for a long time.

If anyone thinks this is an example of open source failure, they are idiots.