The director of the brillant 80's sitcom ALF was named Peter Bonerz; strange but true.

But Soviet Russian the mammoth charge you.

Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English...
Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?

Blitzwooshen.

I prefer Brown Jenkins.

Whatever the Geek Squad did when I took my CPU tower in because it was crashing. I think they upgraded my hardrive RAM to 500 GB, put new graphics in my monitor and my new USB 2.0 floppy drive it way faster than the old one.

And if that doesn't kill them, the shock that they want to charge $15 for a picture will.

Great news guys. Not only to we have a "robot" spewing out cheesy pre-programmed lines on twitter but we are doing it...IN SPACE.

I don't understand. If not the items on hand then what do you use to touch your poop? Have you devised some grand poop manipulation tool? Let me know, and please include a price plus shipping to NY.

If you want to read about vaginas I have heard that Playboy writes good articles.

They both involve a tiny package?

Those are all good points however what really convinced me was your highlighting that the term "bit" sounds like "butt" and therefore bitcoin should not be utilized. Also based on the "buttcoin" insight you provided, I can infer that the proponents of bitcoin all have stupid faces and additionally smell like poo. +1 insightful

Does anyone know the current Bitcoin to Flooz exchange rate? I imagine it will soon reach parity.

His post ended in quads, he was defeated by Taxmaster and was thereby forced to leave 4chan forever. At least he is a man with convictions.

And fuck their pineapples too!!! Seriously, who the fuck puts a delicious golden fruit inside a spiny fibrous husk? And then I gotta knock that shit out of a tall thin tree to eat it? Hawaii...fuck you and you so called "fruit".