3. I am seeking the issuance of a warrant to search for the following property (describe the property to be searched as particularly as possible):
"All objects capable of storing digital data in any form, including but not limited to central processing units, optical scanners, digital cameras, modems, routers, memory sticks, thumb or usb drives, firewalls, tapes, zip drive disks, digital video disks, printers, operating systems, application program disks, software, hardware, CD-ROMs, computer access codes, passwords and/or protocols, all manuals, books, brochures, all evidence of ownership"
Central Processing Units? Firewalls? Scanners? "Computer access codes"? Protocols? Brochures? Books (doesn't say even computer-related)??? They might as well take this guy's whole bloody house! I mean, what's to say that my toaster can't store digital data, or my oven, right?
Aside from "All objects capable of storing digital data in any form" not being very "particular", how can they even justify stealing half that stuff.
If I'm accused of using Linux, how can they have a right to take all books I own? To rip the CPUs off my computer motherboards? To boot up my computer to search for iptables rules? Are there no laws that specify when a search warrant is legal, and what is allowed to be searched?
How can Detective Kevin M. Christopher get away with signing this? I would hope that he's going to have to justify his motives in court.
Another funny, if not so sad line:
has also recently been the victim of a mass e-mailing to theBoston College community in which he is reported to be gay and coming out of the closet.
And that breaks which law exactly?