I wasn't sure whether you were joking or not, but it was fun anyway. :-)
BTW, it's one thing to parse it wrong on /., as you did, but an entirely different thing to actually COME to Austria, as a tourist, and then - with no joking - ask where all the kangaroos happen to be. I always thought such tourist would belong to a kind of an urban legend until I got a summer job as a front desk manager in a small hotel in Vienna. Boy, were I in for a surprise!!! :-)
Have a nice day mate, and no hard feelings. I like you US guys, especially since you installed your new president (actually, since you removed the old one, ok).