I wouldn't mind getting screwed over or lied to about jobs; but please, DON"T BRING BACK COMPUSERVE.

Working as a security guard at Giants stadium, I watched a 30yo man stick 8 beers in his 5yo child's parka, about 5 parking rows away from the entrance gate. I let them in and then took the beer out of the parka and threw it away. This is the type that would get drunk, harass others, and then get thrown out. The funny thing is when I mentioned it to my supervisor, he told me I could have had the guy arrested for giving alcohol to a minor. What bat shit crazy things some people will do for alcohol, others will do for their religion. There has to be a better way than full body scanners, though. Maybe use them on suspicious people, oh, that profiling thingy.

you could have just left out the 'in a hurricane zone', as it is redundant

same here

I'm just one lost soul swimming in a beer glass, day after day

what if you are a black/mexican jew whose parents are a christian and a muslim, live in Canada, and reads /.;

Actually, in about 90% of the US, if you left a car running on the street, it would not be stolen.

redundant

Buckaroo Banzai is that you?

Java lisps: "Do these assless chaps make me look fat"

Java's boyfriend coos: "Noooooo"

If my weekends last 4 days, I'd never have a case of the Mondays.

Give him a gun, and a hat that looks like a shoe, (see, he's not that bright and..... oh, never mind)

I thought hard drinking was therapy

cross dressing

I thought Ron Paul would be worth voting for until I saw this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JyvkjSKMLw