Comment Re:Am I missing something? (Score 3, Funny) 97
"What would be the failure rate of a Lexus if they were shot at every day while driving around?" - We could probably ask the people in Detroit.
"What would be the failure rate of a Lexus if they were shot at every day while driving around?" - We could probably ask the people in Detroit.
Wearing a balaclava brings up another problem.. California Penal Code 185 (Misdemeanor)
[185.] Section One Hundred and Eighty-five. It shall be unlawful for any person to wear any mask, false whiskers, or any personal disguise (whether complete or partial) for the purpose of: One--Evading or escaping discovery, recognition, or identification in the commission of any public offense. Two--Concealment, flight, or escape, when charged with, arrested for, or convicted of, any public offense. Any person violating any of the provisions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor.
Secret Service Agent 1 - President Obama will be walking down Ave B surrounded by six agents in standard formation.
Secret Service Agent trainee - Rolls six-sided die. My Terminators will teleport on top of your Suburban and my Imperial Guard will move south on Ave A.
Secret Service Agent 2 - That's impossible.. stick to the rules.
Secret Service Agent 1 - Exactly, we're dealing with reality here. Everyone knows Terminators can't teleport on top of vehicles and your Imperial Guard won't have line of sight to the President.
Secret Service Agent trainee - Takes out a yard stick, lines it up with the President and his figures... I do have line of sight, cry more noob.
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.