Shinmizu - Slashdot User

Comment Gizmodo? Those things are dangerous. (Score 1) 156

by Shinmizu on Wednesday December 23, 2009 @11:41PM (#30541556) Attached to: AT&T Wins Gizmodo 3G Bandwidth Test

You'd better not feed that thing any bandwidth after midnight.

Comment Re:Bye, bye. (Score 1) 881

by Shinmizu on Thursday August 06, 2009 @10:36AM (#28971973) Attached to: Murdoch Says, "We'll Charge For All Our Sites"

Yeah, but Korben Dallas kills Snape at Nakatomi Plaza with gravity.

Comment Re:Noob (Score 1) 167

by Shinmizu on Tuesday July 21, 2009 @10:50AM (#28769939) Attached to: <em>WoW</em> Gamer Earns Federal Investigation Achievement

I'm a fan of the [item/quest] "in her panties" jokes myself. The most amusing one I've seen yet is "Mr. Floppy's Perilous Adventure" (in her panties). Yes, that's a real quest name.

Comment Re:Our tax dollars at work. (Score 1) 385

by Shinmizu on Monday June 01, 2009 @11:51AM (#28168953) Attached to: When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber

I expected the Spanish Inquisition, but I got mustard instead. Stupid Burger King.

Comment The Same Thing I Want (Score 2, Insightful) 669

by Shinmizu on Friday May 15, 2009 @10:48AM (#27966591) Attached to: Does Dell Know What Women Want In a Laptop?

Women want the same thing I want from a laptop--the utter lack of exploding batteries.

Comment Re:If past performance is a current indicator... (Score 1) 183

by Shinmizu on Wednesday May 06, 2009 @11:16AM (#27846211) Attached to: Tesla's New York Laboratory Up For Sale

Maybe he is better off than Sir Frank Whittle. Very few people know who he was but his little invention and work sure did change the world.

Yeah, I never could hit a real baseball very well, but that little plastic ball with the holes in it was sure easy to... Hey, wait a minute. You hit the wrong key twice in a row.

Comment Re:Great (Score 5, Funny) 81

by Shinmizu on Wednesday May 06, 2009 @10:56AM (#27845847) Attached to: Hadrosaur Proteins Sequenced

I'm sure there's something in Tesla's lab that we can scrounge up to make an instant cloning device for time savings.

Comment Re:Is this good? (Score 1) 324

by Shinmizu on Tuesday April 21, 2009 @01:03PM (#27662801) Attached to: Ballmer, IBM Surprised By Oracle-Sun Deal

Well, at least you can decide on whether or not you can decide. Errr...

Comment Re:JavaScript, the Next Generation (Score 1) 94

by Shinmizu on Friday April 17, 2009 @12:24PM (#27615133) Attached to: Brendan Eich Explains ECMAScript 3.1 To Developers

It sure did help me. By the way, in which series was Obvious the captain of one of the Enterprises?

Comment Re:Another use (Score 2, Funny) 225

by Shinmizu on Thursday April 16, 2009 @11:45PM (#27607345) Attached to: A Monster LED Array For Irresponsible Fun

How can somebody post a link to this?

We're trying to slashdot it out of existence.

Comment Re:WTF? (Score 1) 287

by Shinmizu on Wednesday January 14, 2009 @04:07PM (#26454343) Attached to: DC Power Poised To Bring Savings To Datacenters

I can't seem to find the -1, Whoosh moderation option.

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