A program demonstrating its use was released, with full source code, in ANALOG computing's April 1986 issue (article here). It was aptly named "Paperweight". You can download binaries from the net but I'd rather not give a link here for obvious reasons. However, for those curious to see what a typical execution (note the humorous pun!) looks like, it's on youtube.
Oh, it works very well on an emulator! Not sure if this simulator could do it though, I doubt they have a rising smoke effect in the javascript...
How many laptop thieves give a crap about the information in the machine? In 99% of the cases all they want is to sell it, as quickly as possible.
Why would that be a mispronounciation? That's how it was originally intended to be pronounced. It's everybody else who's got it wrong
Whomever posted this story really took their time...
Don't Panic!
All seems condemned in the long run to approximate a state akin to Gaussian noise. -- James Martin