So he's got it strapped to a transdermal piercing? That is far, far from an implant. But you know that the art world technonoobs will eat it up as if it has some kind of brain interface or something. You would not believe the technological ignorance of curators and museum professionals.

Tell that to the art world. Right now as far as major museums are concerned, planting a garden in your yard is high art.

I recently had a shocking meeting in the office of some folks from the Recreation and Parks Department, and was disturbed to see that the computers they were using not only were running Windows 95, but which had only 3.5" drives. The presence of several disks laying out on the desk of one employee and a disk storage unit on the desk were definite indications of daily use. Oh, and the highly paid, union protected, pension equipped employee was an excellent multitasker. He was able to both play solitaire during the entire meeting and give his full attention to the important business of doing his job. If you were wondering why one of the world's biggest cities is approaching total failure, there's a few reasons for you.

I couldn't agree more. This is an opportunity to use your time differently than you do outside the program. That experience is what you'll learn more about both yourself and the world from.

Too bad you don't live in LA. I know a dozen places in Gardena alone that serve Spam musubi at lunch.

I've been using a T60p for about 8 months now, and the thing's a tank. I'm pretty sure it's available with a solid state hard drive now too. A bit overpowered for the traveler, but the perfect thing if you want to edit video or photos on the go, while equipped with a tank of a laptop with astounding battery time.