Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, Star Parker, Allen West, etc.

This article should be titled: "How to drive a bunch of stupid slashdotters to my website and increase traffic by 1000%"

My colon declared *me* a terrorist, after I ate one of those Angry Whoppers.

First, all laws are based on somebody's definition of right and wrong, i.e. morality.

Second, if it is illegal then it is a crime. However I think you were trying to make the point of "who is damaged" in the
scenario. Well, you seem to have made the assumption that there is no damage to individual who "uses" child porn.
I'd like to know how many studies or testimonies of previous "users" will it take to convince you that it is/does

Third, I'd like you to honestly think to yourself if you would have the same opinion if someone drew cartoon images of your wife, daugther, mother, or sister being raped.

Lastly to address your comment about "land of the free," I'll just quote John Adams:
“Our constitution was made for a moral and religious people; it is wholly inadequate for any other.”

Yep.. Both Macs and duplo blocks are safe like that, and aimed at the same demographic.

To Do List:
1) limit bughunter's bandwidth at work.

Ahhh... Sounds like you missed an opt-out checkbox when you installed Wife 1.0.

You know....If it lasts for more than four hours you're supposed to go to the hospital.

Easy fix my friend, you just have to chroot Girlfriend 1.0.
Just beware that you do this properly as this is very dangerous and can cause insufficient resource errors.
Also if Wife 1.0 encounters any girlfriend 1.0 files, your GnuCash files will be deleted and then Wife 1.0 will uninstall, but not cleanly.

Regarding the iBaby popup... Check carefully next time... there should be a "don't remind me again" checkbox.

Remember to always keep your anti-virus and anti-spyware up to date.

Employers will quickly catch on to this type of dishonesty.
IMHO it makes you look bad to be presented to an employer by a recruiter who is doing this.
I would just find another (and more reputable) agency/recruiter.

They'll need me to fight Dr. Evil, you clod!

First, smoking provides ZERO nutritional value. Mickey D's does provide some nutritional value, and you do need to eat.
You don't need to smoke to live. You may want to smoke or even be addicted, but you're not going to die if you stop.
Second, while those people aren't eating a very healthy diet anyhow, they don't eat at Mickey D's 10 times a day (or however many times a day you smoke, which is very like more than twice.)

Sounds like the education system did wonders with the parents. Wouldn't want to try something different now would we?
If the parents have been "educated" and know nothing, how much worse could homeschooling possibly be?

TRANSLATION:You always smell like your bong and constantly swear whenever you are around my kids.

LOL! You have a very strange definition of modern.
Redi published the results of his experiments in 1668.

Probably a better description of your argument is that fully formed life does not spontaneously generate.

It's still rather funny that you cannot cite any evidence to prove that life comes from non-life. You can at best try to insert a word into a description of a scientific law to try and alter the meaning.