Comment More then one correct answer? (Score 1) 572
I infrequently download pirated media or software. I also received letters from so called "copyright holders" asking me to stop.
hold-on, so if I copyright my fart "noise", can I stop anyone else from farting the same peculiar notes? how long is a composition?
No one can't stop nobody from farting.
But if you can afford 500k$+ copyright lawyer, you can extort somebody who farted.
If you have millions - you can even jail them in some countries (USA,iran,russia. In sweden they will appeal).
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.