http://www.theonion.com/articles/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs,284/ "'I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy fuck,'' said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki"

All civil liberties violations concerns aside, this is pretty impressive when you think about it. I mean, American Airlines' phone system can't even understand me when I try to tell it a simple 4 digit flight number in easy-to-understand monotonic English, yet China has somehow developed a technology that can immediately detect very specific words and phrases in a language with five different tones!

suck it, Jenny McCarthy & Oprah!