The worst is no specs but a halfway implementation that self contradictory. "Here, implement this." There's no way to fill in the blanks and make it work, but if you change anything, it's "But I gave you the implementation!".

You people are so terribly healthy. They actually reset expectations *before* the deadline? Don't you know that all failures are *caused* by those who point them out?

In my experience the usual way is for everyone to pretend everything is on time, fire anyone who hints otherwise, then blame the contractors. Another possibility is the big wig Potemkin Demo, followed by a reorg where the frauds leave the group, and the peasants left behind are executed for "breaking the code".

Boo hoo. What is that, two speaking engagements for The One?

Magic 8 ball says "both".

He measures success by the number of promises broken, the number of chumps fooled. The Hope a Dope gets em every time!

Oooh, that is catchy!

I've been calling us a banana republic for a few years now.

Spying on and harassing the press. Check.
Enemies lists. Check.
Spying on the mass of citizens. Check.
Payola to political cronies. Check.
Threatening opposition groups with legal action. Check.
Massive debt. Check.
Paying bills by firing up the printing presses. Check.
Indifference to the rule of law. Check.

"Math class is tough!"

I love Barbie.

Works for me, and I'd pay for it. I'd pay for it a lot more if Google and I were *free* to do whatever we thought made medical sense. Google over medicare/medicaid/Obamacare any time.

One time cost for you, with the senior center paying for the wifi service.

I've got the tmobile plan "unlimited" plan. It's not bad for unlimited data and browsing, but I don't think any wireless service with speed enough for quality video really gives unlimited bandwidth, at least in the US. Wireless and netflix really isn't economical for providers.

Yeah, our socialists prefer to be called Progressive. Used to be Liberal. They change their name every decade or so once people figure out what they really want.

That's good if you want open borders.

If you want a finite number of guest workers, let companies bid on that finite number.

"Previous estimates of global ocean warming have been significantly underestimated..."

Lies! Denier!

The Science is, was, and shall ever be Settled! Forever and Ever! Amen!

There's been a lot of supreme and federal court action on the right to take photographs in public.

It's just another federal bureaucracy that doesn't give a shit about the law and shakes down citizens at gun point.

Yeah. Duh. They *added a left turn lane*, which means that they *added another lane*.

News Flash - when you add a lane, traffics moves faster.