I always liked the Jewish "tzedakah." The idea is that whatever you give was never yours to begin with. ... Maybe it's a semantic quibble...

More like a semitic quibble.

Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the gefilte fish, it's nosharific.

3. Saw the spines off the book and for God's sake use some C-clamps on each end of the book. Preferably sandwich them between two flat boards.

That worked great for those books from the 17th century that I put online and are now searchable. However, for some reason the library won't let me back in for more...?

All this talk about continental and oceanic crusts and not one joke about pizza? You, sir, need to work on your +1 Funny skills.

They created the product, they licensed their use to others (of whom nobody was unduly coerced into agreeing) on certain conditions.

You may not drink from this fountain if you are black.

Some things are just morally repugnant and should not be allowed in a free society. I think your definition of free is anarchy.

Wikipedia is home to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_ducks the rules can't be that draconian

Perhaps, but this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dragons_in_mythology_and_folklore is highly draconian.

Perhaps they should make winches that aren't strong enough to capsize a boat. Just a thought.

Captain Watson, is that you?

Its been used to trace most human ancestors... almost to a couple of individual females.

All humans to one common female ancestor.

I just hope Kahle is shrewed enough...

If so, perhaps he could tame them.

... E.coli is not transmitted by air so even if some of the cells in a bacterial computer mutate into a more deadly type they are not going to harm you unless you eat the thing directly or your food comes into contact with it.

So... no food allowed in the computer center. :(