Giant Iceberg Collision Friday April 22, @04:33PM Rejected
The B-15A Iceberg--the world's largest floating object--has collided with the Drygalski Ice Tongue, breaking off a 3-mile section. The Ice Tongue is large and permanent enough to appear on many atlases, which will now have to be amended. The collision appears to have taken place on or before April 14th. (B-15A has been previously mentioned here.)
Giant Iceberg on the Move Again! Tuesday April 12, @05:29PM Rejected
The B-15A iceberg--the world's largest floating object--is adrift once more after two months aground on a shallow seamount. This latest development poses a renewed threat to the nearby pier of land-attached ice known as the Drygalski ice tongue.
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