... but they'll win on a-peel ...

That was Adams' real gift - it was his uniqueness being more unique that anyone else's. Anyone can be unique, but being more uniquely unique than anyone else needs a special talent.
If only everyone could be as unique as him. I think we should try to mimic this uniqueness, maybe teach it in large classrooms where everyone can learn by rote exactly what made it unique and reproduce it in a precisely quantified manner.

... and so on ...

I liked the line in Wikipedia: This plug, commonly known as a "13-amp plug", is a large plug that has three rectangular prongs forming a triangle
Any ideas what other shapes three pins can form?

I'm waiting for Mo2n

Look, all we need to do to clear it up is get hold of the store's security camera footage ...

And they have all these burglaries and think that police time is better spent chasing Google cars ...