Oh my! 32 years and 20 years of monitoring, the melt is unprecedented! After 4 billion years of existence, the Earth is laughing quite heartily at the experts.

But really, Muffins and Cupcakes!

The thing only a few have pointed out is that the "on record" part is factually wrong. Records were kept in the 1930s and it was far hotter then. The number of high temperature records broken since 2000 is a drop in the bucket compared to how many high temperature records were broken in the 1930s. These records still stand today.

Upon completion of the conversion, the SUV would promptly run into the nearest building or off the nearest cliff at high speed. I know this is true from all the media stories with headlines like, "SUV Runs Off Road, Crashes Into Building." Because, as all reporters know, SUVs are sentient and evil.

The "hockey stick" graph has been proven fraudulent time and time again. Those drafted into the religion still keep their heads in the sand.

What users of Windows 8 will there be?

Evidence: A Hockey Stick graph showing rampant global warming all based on one tree in Russia. Tree ring temperature lines that "declined" and instead were replaced with actual thermometer readings that have been adjusted upward time after time (not to mention an ever increasing UHI effect).

Predictions: Models based on false data (see Evidence) and built with 100% confirmation bias.

Data: See above.

Yep, it's not at all like Big Pharma, not at all.....

Which was proven in court to be an exact copy of MSBasic. Nice thought, though.

Actually, there are near 20,000 scientists that deny AGW. And the only thing these documents prove (if you could someone exclude the faked data) is that skeptics only received a tiny drop in the bucket amount of money compared to the billions and billions received by the warmists.

Name one. The ocean levels have not risen in the past 10 years. No islands or ports or whatever has been evacuated due to rising sea levels.