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I'm not worthy.

I just saw The Two Towers with my girl friend, and she made a good point.

Couldn't they give Gollum more clothes?

Or, why did they give him such a huge package??

Kinda distracting. Especially since Frodo and Sam like to stare longingly into eachother's eyes during conversation. It just makes the scenes feel sorta, icky.

Otherwise I thought the movie was pretty dope. I'll see it again, and again. Hopefully Gollum's package will appear smaller on my TV.

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BTW, what is up with Phish on /.???? The title is News for Nerds people. I mean, they're alright. I'm an ex-Phan. Anything before Hoist is cool. But why is this Nerdy news???

I love you guys.

Let's never fight again. OK?

People are hilarious.

I've been banned. Not that I take that very personally, /. is all about the entertainment value. Nor is it my first banning. It's just that WTF?

Yesterday, I had (s)excellent karma, a +1 bonus and life was good. I could anonymously harass whomever I wanted. Now, several of my comments have been modded down, from days ago, karma is just good, and I am banned from posting.

Oh well. I'll sit and wait. Trolling, like revenge, is a dish best served cold. I built my karma from bad to (s)excellent, and I'll do it again.

Not that I am an active troll. I like to engage in *real* political/philosophical/technical discussions. I also like to pretend that I think that "The Two Towers" should be renamed; because it's funny to watch people get mad about that.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are funny, and will be from here to eternity.

Well, I got my fix for this evening. I'm going to go read everything.

Alright kiddos-- I'm at a crossroads and I don't know what to do:

I'm at 69 posts dudes; dare I post any more? What to do, what to do?

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I understand that it's a society wide insult. Kind of like idiot and moron being actual levels on the IQ scale. It's just that calling someone an idiot implies lower intelligence; that's an actual insult. Calling someone a fag implies that they are a male who likes other males; that's not really an insult unless you're homophobic, which means you actually have some real issues that need to be dealt with. I mean, I think you would have to be mentally handicapped to be homophobic. But I digress. . .

What I really wonder about all the homophobic "trolls" and "trolls" in general is whether every single troll poster thinks that they are just being funny, and pretending to be homophobic because they think it will make the truly homophobic very, very uncomfortable, or if they really believe that they are insulting someone, because they are truly homophobic, and thus mentally handicapped.

I admit I post a fair ammount of "you wanna suck my dick" and goatse crap because it's he-frickin-larious when I'm really, really bored at work. Goatse is just unbelievably shocking if you haven't seen it. Usually I try to stay on topic, or post a pro-marijuana blurb, but I just think it's funny to try and get as many people as possible to see what it is.

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Or, you could give me your opinion on Q-ray. How does this work? Why are there people crying on the informercials when they give their testimonials?

Why is everyone so afraid of homosexuality on /.?

Every article has at least one mention of "that's so gay" or whatever. Is there that many closet cases here? Or is it just more of an ignorance, a sublime mediocrity if you will. Kind of like people having babies with out thinking.