Another week, another set of modpoints.

I'm finding moderation harder and harder to carry out. I'm just finding it difficult to find any posts worth moderating up.

Since they were due to expire around midnight tonight, this time I decided to blow my modpoints moderating stuff -1, Redundunt.

In the meantime, I'm unchecking the 'Willing to Moderate' box until my current apathy blows over. In any case, since I always read at -1, for me moderation is in itself '-1, Redundant'.

Since I'm in lazy mode, I'll only write a few sentences for this JE.

Firstly, on 30th October, it was my birthday, and I was able to increment my age by one more year, which was very nice.

On 31th October, after spending almost a month waiting for BT to install a new phone line, I got ADSL installed on it, so that was very nice too. It took a bit to persuade them to supply it (as digging up the road was in order), so I think a grudging thankyou to BT for making the effort to supply it, instead of just sticking a line-sharing device on the neighbours line, rendering ADSL impossible.

And finally, on 1st November, I stayed in and.. well.. played with the 1Mbit connection, which was very nice as well.

Just gives you some idea of how exciting life is around here.

Oh, and why is is such a pain in the arse to think up subjects?

According to Leviticus 27:3-7, the Recommended Retail Price of a woman aged between 20 and 60 is thirty shekels of silver. With about 0.364 Troy ounces to the shekel, at current market prices, that works out at about $56. Younger girls can be had for as little as ten shekels ($19). Seeing the extortionate mark-ups on most mail-order bride websites, the bible ones are a bargain in comparison. I think I might invest in a few. It always pays to shop around.

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Last night, after almost a year of heavy devel^W^Wsitting about doing absolutely nothing, the author, Tom Morton, let loose "stable" Pyne 1.0.0. Pyne is an e-mail client and newsreader written in Python, and designed for offline use.

And what a pain in the arse way of discovering so. I use (used to use) a netscape.net email address, for (among other things) my email address for IRC networks.

Today, I tried to identify on an IRC network with particularly poorly thought-out services, and found that it did not work. A few hours later, after an argument with a terminally stupid and largely unhelpful IRCOp in #help, it became apparent what had happened. Last night, an unknown user tried to crack my registered nick. After three attempts, it automatically generates a new password, replacing the old one, and mails it to the email address provided at registration (which if it isn't a security vulnerability, it's extremely poor design).

Ok, so I try and log on to the Netscape email address, and find it no longer functions. Mailing a 'test' email from an account yeilds a fairly standard Unknown User bounce. Now, whether they killed Netscape Mail when they killed Netscape and didn't update the website, or whether they killed the account because I hadn't logged in for a while, I have no idea. What is for sure, is that I can now no longer access my netscape.net email, and most importantly, I'm not able to recieve my supposedly "new" nick password.

Just spent the best part of the afternoon perfecting The George W. Bush Automatic Speech Generator. Basicially all you do, is go to The George W. Bush Automatic Speech Generator, and it generates a speech on the sort of subjects President Bush is currently interested in. Not terribly productive, but a great way to waste time :-)

http://www.aymiay.com/~admbws/speech-o-matic.php

I posted a similar story a while back to Ask Slashdot, but it's pretty dull so it got rejected. But I'll post it here anyway. I've changed it heavily since I can't remember exactly what I wrote originally, and I've made it more specific to me (this is my journal after all).

I use ISDN, and my current internet connection utilises just one of the two availiable channels, with the other free for phone, fax etc. I use a flat-rate (unmetered) ISP, and like all inexpensive flat-rate ISP's, they only support one of the channels, bonding channels for a speed of 128k is not possible.

I could easily obtain a second account with a second ISP, and call both at the same time. However, this of course only yields two 64k connections, which is not as helpful as the one 128k connection.

The question is, is it not possible to create two VPN connections, one via each connection, to a colocated server (that I happen to have access to), and bond them from there, thus giving a maximum theoretical speed of 128k? And if so, how could it be done? All systems are running Linux, and before you suggest, broadband is not availiable :-)

I've just noticed that one of my favourite news channels, the infamous Qatar-based Arabic satellite news channel Al Jazeera's English website is now up, and a very nice design it is too! Al Jazeera is very liberal and frank in its reporting (which is exactly why I like it!), which makes a change from within the Arab world, but this has got it into trouble on a couple of occasions in the western world, and banned from reporting in a few authoritarian Arab nations.

Hopefully the Al Jazeera English satellite channel will follow soon.

Because it's late, everyone's in bed and I'm bored, I've been reading the Fourth Geneva Convention. It seems that virtually every country that has ever fought anyone else has violated it like a cheap Dutch prostitute. Full text of the Forth Geneva Convention.

I feel very privileged to use Slashdot. The overwhelming majority of Slashdot readers can see this:

http://slashdot.org/~admbws/journal/

and know instantly it's a URL of some sort.

To make things more convenient, I could even make it clickable:

http://slashdot.org/~admbws/journal/

But I constantly speak to perfectly intelligent, but computer-illiterate internet users, on ICQ, AIM, MSN etc. who do not understand the concept of URLs, clickable or otherwise.

Example:

hotgirlie69: do u have a pic?
Me: sure, it's http://www.example.com/link/to/some/image.jpg
hotgirlie69: what is that?
Me: it's a link, follow it
hotgirlie69: send me u're pic!
Me: I have! Click on this link: http://www.example.com/link/to/some/image.jpg
hotgirlie69: u havn't sent me u're pic yet

I have often spent ages and ages explaining to people, that the address I have given is a link which will be displayed when downloaded/followed/clicked on etc.

To a large extent it is understandable for a new or casual user not to recognise a URL at first, and they get it instantly when it is explained to them, as it's hardly a difficult concept! But many never grasp this idea, and continue to live under the belief that the only way to transfer files on the internet is via email.

I've spent all of last night thinking about this, and have come to the conclusion that world peace is indeed achievable - and even likely - in the forseeable future, however, not without one minor prerequisite - everyone is dead.

Back to bed...

Linux uniron 2.4.19 #1 Thu Aug 8 19:50:08 UTC 2002 i586 unknown
  3:30am up 365 days, 0 min, 5 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

In the last minute or so, one of my servers, Uniron, running Linux 2.4.19, reached the psychologically important milestone of 365 days of uptime. However, since Uniron is scheduled for a hardware and software upgrade within the next few hours, it's not going to last long, unfortunately.

Having far too much time on my hands, I have become really quite interested in reading other peoples journals in between the stories on the main page. At the moment I scan through the latest journals using search.pl. But a new Slashbox containing say, the latest 10 journal entries would be great.

Since at the moment, journal comments are not really very numerous or exciting (unless you're $$$$$exyGal), perhaps even placing the journal slashbox as a default slashbox would drum up a lot of new participation in the otherwise slow journal area.

Just wondering whether it is worthy of emailing CowboyNeal regarding it.

Update, three minutes later: Only slight problem, it could start a new era of "journal trolling" - lamers posting idiotic journal entries and crapflooding the journal slashbox. Could probably be solved by only showing the journals of people with >=Neutral karma. Or maybe it's just not a good idea full stop!