Contrary to common belief, there aren't many gays around here.

When people start browsing at -1 and see all the gay remarks, goatse links and penile nicknames, they might get the wrong impression that slashdot is a gay heaven. But they couldn't be more wrong than that.

I've tried hitting on some trolls with sexual nicks here. 3 didn't answer (Sexual Asspussy, Emad el-Haraty and NaveWeiss) and the other, Anal Cocks, just elegantly ignored all my pick-up attempts.

And no one tried hitting on me. Nothing, gurnisht, nada.

This place is a a disaster for people who try to find a Significant Other, no matter what their allignment is. And someone must do something about it, or people will start killing themselves* after they become sick of being so alone.

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* Consider that a warning, slashdot!!

Yo, gay cowboys eating pudding. Wassup?

I've been modbombed by some crazy fuckers who think that moding me down might tame me. They even moded stuff I wrote in Big_ass_spork's journal as offtopic. They got nerves! Well I've got news for ya niggaz! It will never work!

You see, I created a revolutionary new way to post a lot of important information on slashdot using a wealth of proxies (yes, I love proxies!). You can see the result here (scroll down to see it). So.. you'd better just mod me up and let me return to my normal friendly state.. unless you believe you can't see enough of me.

Regards,
Klerck. The geekiest and sexiest gay alive after Robey Pointer

Nobody is going to silence me. I'm here for good!

Have a WIDE day,
klerck the 2nd

Update: Since I love my comments so much, I decided to put them ALL here, just like NaveWeiss does. I hope you enjoy them too. :)

July 2002

1 Re:What do you mean "didn't show up at court"? posted on 19:03 Wednesday 31 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Journal Discussion: You guys are awesome!
2 What do you mean "didn't show up at court"? posted on 2:16 Wednesday 31 July 2002 (Score:-1 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: You guys are awesome!
3 Re:So.. posted on 0:41 Tuesday 30 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Journal Discussion: UID 0 of all evil
4 So.. posted on 20:21 Sunday 28 July 2002 (Score:-1 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: UID 0 of all evil
5 Just one advice posted on 19:37 Sunday 28 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Journal Discussion: So. . ..
6 Re:Your art posted on 5:09 Saturday 27 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Journal Discussion: Art Update
7 By the way... posted on 2:38 Thursday 25 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Journal Discussion: Art Update
8 Re:Your art posted on 1:39 Wednesday 24 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Journal Discussion: Art Update
9 Your art posted on 17:47 Tuesday 23 July 2002 (Score:-1 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: Art Update
10 Special request ^_^ posted on 4:33 Monday 22 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Ghost In The Shell TV Series
11 Relax with me posted on 4:26 Monday 22 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Campzone 2: The Return
12 Re:Well, all those development are great posted on 23:15 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:0)
attached to One Terabyte On a 12-inch^H^H^H^Hcm Disk
13 You're talking to a bot posted on 17:16 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to Mac PVR Coming Soon
14 Hey babe posted on 17:10 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:0)
attached to Journal Discussion: dave matthews
15 Re:Good job! posted on 17:07 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:0 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: My Nuts are Smelly
16 Re:Klerck II comes out of closet... posted on 16:58 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:-1 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: I must either leave /. or change tactics...
17 Girlophobic posted on 2:24 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:0 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: I must either leave /. or change tactics...
18 Lifeless people posted on 2:04 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:0)
attached to Journal Discussion: Ouch!
19 Well, all those development are great posted on 0:00 Wednesday 17 July 2002 (Score:-1 Replies: 1)
attached to One Terabyte On a 12-inch^H^H^H^Hcm Disk
20 Good job! posted on 22:45 Tuesday 16 July 2002 (Score:0 Replies: 1)
attached to Journal Discussion: My Nuts are Smelly
21 AI poopbot? WTF? posted on 20:40 Tuesday 16 July 2002 (Score:1)
attached to Journal Discussion: NLP Bot!
22 I wonder... posted on 17:18 Tuesday 16 July 2002 (Score:0)
attached to House OKs Life Sentences For Hackers
23 Re:Thank god! posted on 16:56 Tuesday 16 July 2002 (Score:1)
attached to Journal Discussion: I must either leave /. or change tactics...
24 Re:DOD version... posted on 14:10 Tuesday 16 July 2002 (Score:-1)
attached to I Believe You Have My Stapler