Whoosh. The target of the joke is Samsung.

Beats would be the wrong company, if all Apple wanted was a headphone maker. But they also intend to build a music streaming service, which Beats had, with all the licensing deals already in place.

How about: use headphones, not earbuds.

Yes, movies are shot at 24FPS. Isn't that horrible? We have sound and color, but we're still using that same piss-poor framerate from the silent movie era!

Because the H-4 was a cargo plane, I suppose.

"The people"? It must be some communist ploy!

That was not Brazil, I assume. I've only seen a Blackberry here once, in some in-store kiosk, years before smartphones became mainstream. Nowadays, everyone has Androids, iPhones, even WP, while Blackberry has vanished.

Indeed. The piece of shit that came out was almost nothing like the Halo that they had promised.

You mean a handegg.

No need to go for the black market, it's already widely available.

In civilized countries, education is public and fully tax-paid anyway.

Also, all the fauna is out to kill you.

How about this one?

Think you got it bad? Here in Brazil they sell a Firefox phone for $150, and any half-decent Android one goes for about $250.

Valve just didn't deliver. I wanted to give SteamOS a try, but they don't even provide a disk image. Instead, it's a zipped folder with files to be copied to an USB drive. I still couldn't figure a way to make it an iso or something that VirtualBox will accept. Other than that, just reading the installation page, the whole thing still seems to be very crude. I thought it'd be interesting to see a major game developer pushing for Linux, but if I were to use Linux, why would I go with SteamOS instead of any of the several good distros that are already out there?