That would be Doctor No

Just use this (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Micro-USB-OTG-Host-Cable-Adapter-for-Galaxy-S2-SII-i9100-/330752145575?ssPageName=ADME:L:OU:NL:3160) or any of the hundreds of equivalent OTG adapters.

Pick up a usb SD reader (I bought one a couple of years ago for under 10 euro)

Root your device, and you have anything you want on your Nexus 7. I have tried USB stick, SD card, USB keyboard and mouse, and charging my phone. It al works.

The most difficult part is keeping your nerve while rooting. The process itself is easy, but still, your glad when you're finished and you have not bricked your device.

Please tell me where a high school drop out can apply for a position as a nuclear physicist? He cannot because he doesn't know the difference between a hydrogen and a helium atom? What, discrimination! The job is being sexy and looked at. Which most 40/50 year olds are not. It is only discrimination if the discriminating factor is not part of the job requirement.

Although competition on the ISP's here in the Netherlands is better than in the US (as far as I can tell from stories online), it is far from perfect. We have three mobile internet providers, and a lot of other brands using their networks. If all three providers decide to implement mandatory filtering in some way, consumers cannot choose. There are provisions in this filtering law that consumers cannot get a financial advantage if the choose for filtering, but the providers probably can find some loophole somewhere.

They win and end up with the chicks?

And you are playing right into their hands. THIS IS JUST ADVERTISING. They have made comments like this in the past, just to get people to write about them. They won't eliminate pilots, and their standing passengers was just as stupid. They want publicity, and they are getting it.

No. The requirement of at least 12 characters makes it a huge possible pool (about 69 * 10^21, assuming 80 different possible characters). Even if the other requirements limit this somewhat, there is still A LOT left.

And the interesting thing is: my ATM Pin code is much more important to me than any of my passwords (except perhaps for my electronic banking password), and it is only 4 digits long, and I haven't changed it for years. And still there are systems with requirements like yours

Yes. The porn factor is an urban legend. The real reason was that VHS had two hour tapes, and betamax one hour. People choose the ability to record complete sport matches over picture quality.

We humans have a quite unanimous view on what to do with chickens. That does not end well for the chickens. They might think the same way about us, except for some alien tree hugging hippies

Do you really think that the FBI is your greatest enemy online?
IT IS NOT.
It is nice to think that you are enemy of the state nr 1 and that everybody cares about your secrets, but that's not the case. You should worry about phishers and other criminals, not about law enforcement. And they don't use search warrants. They need to crack passwords

(I posted this earlier on Ars Technica)

Why would you want to keep the telephone number?

The telephone number is a good example of a situation where the technical factor prevailed over the human factor. Numbers are abstract and difficult to remember for most people. And since its invention we have needed to use lists to associate these numbers to things we actually can remember, such as names.

I think it will go completely the other way, and that in 50 years people will never have heard of phone numbers. The identifier will be the email address, and if I want to call someone I select that address and press "call", and a VOIP connection will be made. If I want to IM or mail, I press other buttons.

The email address is easy to remember, it has build-in identification of the purpose you want to use it for (private, business, ...), can already be used for several types of communication (mail, jabber) and is completely transparent to location

There, fixed that for you. Advertisers do not like privacy (of their viewers).