Comment Re:Dangerous and Stupid (Score 1) 424
He should have asked the thief's address and promised to send him the reward money of $500 to it as soon as he can get to an ATM machine. Then when he had the address in hand, he should have left with the joke: "How do you keep an asshole in suspense?" ... Problem is, I never think of good lines like that during the moment. It's always "I shoulda done that..."