You should watch the series, it does introduce several extra scenes of "sexposition".

Yeah, but HBO feels they'll have more rating if they show them having sex while explaining their reasons for stabbing each other in the back.

Whatever merit your argument might have had, it was invalidated by Godwin's law. You lose.

Never tell me the odds!

Considering how Carrie Fisher and Mark Hammil look nowadays, the movies should be set 100 years after the Battle of Yavin!

But seriously, watching them as secondary characters and possibly mentors to a new set of young heroes would be awesome.

I'd like to see Leia as a tough-as-nails politician in Coruscant, Luke as head of a new Jedi order and Han still flying the galaxy with Chewbacca.

(yes, I am ignoring the novels and comic canon)

No, that doesn't sound right... I think he's the author of The Art of Computer Programming

Actually, the rules for Librarians are:

  1.Silence
  2.Books must be returned no later than the last date shown
  3.Do not meddle with the nature of causality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L-space#L-space

"Percentage of profits" is such a nonsense metric.

Right, which is why there are things called "rack mountable servers" that come in predictable sizes...

Nah, even if the mission fails, Musk will show graphs and logs explaining that the valves never actually malfunctioned... ...

(Just Kidding, I am actually on Tesla's side on the test drive debacle)

Cthulhu Ftagn!! Iá! Iá!

Or, cut defense spending. You'd still have the world's best military if you slash it by 30%, I bet.

Then why was everyone so concerned about Ohio?

Right, because the US government has *always* being in hands of responsible adults...