I bet he played right after Elvis?

For this one you need iddqd (and idkfa could be helpful too, depends on the local population there)

Masturbation in public?

You totally missed the point, please try again.

To be honest, I can understand both sides on this... You are right, no discussion here, but they're still using the trademark and not only to describe the origin of the used material but for their own name. hackingcheapfurniture.com would surly not have been any problem, but of course no one would remember this one... it should be discussed if "ikea" is still a brand name or until now went to be a synonym of "crap that mostly wont work as intended" which wouldn't be as far fetched as you'd guess

Old socks? Would make it nice and cheesy

"certified MS expert" = You don't know shit?

Or you could install another launcher, so no need for custom roms to change the ui (I use go launcher on my phone with original rom for example cause i hate touchwiz)

whats so bad about rooting your device? loosing warranty? Honest question here, for me living in germany its no problem since only handling the hardware wrong will break the warranty fot it, changed soft-/firmware is irrelevant for the hardware part. Of course I cant make them responsible to restore the software if I fuck up while flashing, though

The hairy kind?

It seems you never search for statements longer than two or three words... pity you

Truly? Every second guy on /. is incapable of using a search bar correctly?

The heck? Did you ever use a search engine before?

"...educated people's..." - clearly you don't belong to them

Neither because it'll be the secondary domain of bustygirlsgonecrazy.co.uk soon Porn wins against golf and gliding, don't you think?