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You sir, are dense. I'm saying kid's shouldn't be looking at a screen all day. Take your "bullsh1t" elsewhere.

...and remember kids, the cake is a lie. Why not introduce the kids to a real life video game called the playground? Don't get me wrong, this is sweet, but everyone is bitching about their kids being fat, and not getting the nutrition that they need. This should teach kids video games and computers are great, but also teach they should also go outside and hang out with real friends, not Facebook and Twitter...

No joke, dead serious---Here in the US, they scan you again if you sneeze....really-- I sneezed, looked up, and all these TSA agents were looking at me like I killed someone. I'm like crap! I probably have a booger! I wiped my nose and turns out nothing! Maybe five minutes, later 5 TSA agents said I was selected for random re-screening. WTF!!! But who knows...maybe they just liked my crotch...

...On second thought, why don't we just get a planet cracker up there? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Isn't there ice everywhere in the solar system? What next? Big Buck Bunny lives on mars?