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Caps lock should be activated automatically when your blood pressure rises above a threshold level.
Caps lock should be activated automatically when your blood pressure rises above a threshold level.
"If more nerds got some, maybe we'd have the Higgs Boson on lock already."
Hear that ladies? The future of mankind is in your hands! Please?????
That the iPad would revolutionize online porn as we know it.
Also, it wipes clean with a damp cloth.
And he traded 3 megabytes of RAM for a plane ticket to Australia.
Time travel is all part of the conspiracy. Liberal scientist time travelers are going to go back into time and live before the draconian business-killing eco-conspiracy laws go into effect. Then they are going to offer all the conservatives a trip to the future. Sounds good? Well it does until they get to the future and find they have to pay a huge carbon tax for no reason! Ha ha ha!
Unless they release the unedited version, I say this is BS. If the original version had no big black "censored" block, then how would the joke have worked when Tom Cruise got the goo and his own censored block? Can anyone explain how that joke would have made sense without a censored block?
Matt and Trey have a history of subversive comedy. When Bush was president, they said in an interview that it wasn't radical to oppose Bush, but saying "Bush is awesome" is hard-core. Come on, they love this stuff.
I don't believe this any more than I believe the credits of "John Doe" were because they were afraid of being sued by Scientology.
I can see them laughing at all the over-reaction (f---ing Muslims!) here and elsewhere. Andy Kaufman would be proud.
On a side note, the problem is not Muslims, the problem is a--holes who issue death threats and do other nasty things. A lesser problem is people who think the problem is Muslims.
You can't stop your brain from slowly turning to mush. You may as well enjoy the ride.
Sex instead of computing? On slashdot, isn't it the other way round?
Interesting. In 2001 I took a job at a major hospital and the first thing I found was that the new web servers had been hacked by a group calling itself "sysadmen@yahoo.cn" It was a script kiddie attack (and the folks who installed those servers ought to be ashamed for the way they set them up). I'm not a security expert but I reported the breach and fixed security on those servers.
China has been doing this for a long time, and they are getting good at it.
Does this mean every time I turn on a lamp I'm going to get hit with half a dozen ads for matching coffee tables?
Or should I just flip the light switch marked "I'm feeling lucky?"
Yeah but as a janitor at Google, I get to spend 20% of my work day experimenting with cross-ontology semantic web reification algorithms.
Yes, the details of temporal mechanics can be difficult to grasp at first. I flunked my first semester at Starfleet Academy. Once you realize that [tech] doesn't necessarily require [tech] to [tech], the equations become easier to manage.
This is cool. Now when NASA finally gets to Mars, they'll be able to stop at the Virgin Galactic Megastore and get some souvenirs for the kids.
Hopefully not during, "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun."
Spamford Wallace!
"A car is just a big purse on wheels." -- Johanna Reynolds