No doubt that will be happening very, very often.

They couldn't even destroy the evidence effectively. At least Reagan could run a paper shredder.

Anyone who is going to hold a several year old indiscretion against someone is likely to be suspicious of profiles popping up with no histories before today.

But then, people do find me a bit tachy.

So, um, you gonna eat that?

Maybe the measurement should be in volume, then converted to the number of board feet it took to make the paper.

Don't forget the slot to feed the bills into, to keep the strip, er, script running.

then I'm immune.

Why didn't they just stick some branches in pots of soil?

Sure beats having to wrestle the one phone in the house away from your sister when she's been on it for four hours straight

Milliways. Where the cows want to be eaten.

is a Mickey Mouse operation.

I remember ripping ads out of the center of paperbacks thirty years ago. Without "on demand" they'd have that pesky prior art thing to deal with.

Flies exist as food. They're feeding the clock. I think I'll call mine "Renfield".