most notably the catholic church and their instance that only the Pope can talk to God, which is in direct contradiction to the primary message of pretty much every book of the Bible
Since you clearly have no idea whatsoever about what the catholic church is and is not: the difference with some other denomination does not consist in the fact that only one person talks on God's cell phone each Sunday morning rather than each pastor rather than any believer that can manage to dial His number.
they also asserted in the past that only a properly educated person should be allowed to read the Bible
It's rather more on allowing any nutcase to form and teach his personal opinion on a huge book written in a variety of very ancient language, by people from a very different culture (one could argue about Paul, but everyone else was definitively a Jew), missing all vowels and with huge chunks corrupted beyond any hope (I know, some people say that KJ was God inspired; that belongs to my definition of nutcase). Catholics opted for letting only experts deal with the Bible; Lutherans opted for educating people (clearly the wiser thing to do, in the long run); some others opted for the nutcases. Thanks to God most of them gathered in the USA.
So what I'd do would be to call the legal service of my consumer association now
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