I'm afraid all I can see when I look at that picture is this.

It's just lucky we humans aren't that tasty. Oh - wait...

And you haven't?

You thought I believed you?

Wrong, it is not only funny it is fucking hilarious.

You are a sick person and should be shot. Then your cats should be shot, if they can't be moved to 6 different homes with owners who will be able to properly care for them. I am absolutely serious.

No human should be allowed to have more than 3 cats in a normal-sized home. You don't need a cat harem.

What does what I do to dogs have to do with anything?!

Whatever it is, it probably doesn't involve staring at a woman's vagina as it is subjected to the most unsexy thing possible.

Sounds like he's all set to lose his virginity at age 34.

We did?

They are?

I've read lots of books. Lots of them had glaring mistakes. And if you think "dead-tree version" is offensive, go hump someone's leg or something.

Hey, no need to be so specific. "Bodily waste" was plenty.

Maybe you could use pirated IBM software to keep track of the people you haven't killed yet.

By my figuring it was legal in the mid-to-late 2000s.

Actually, bra bingo... that would be pretty neat. See a picture - or live subject - guess the size. Get it right, and you can mark it on your card. First person to bingo wins.

Prize, and what the women wear, can be variable, subject to house rule...

Only because she's not a porn star. If she were it would be more or less average, and not my genre anyway.

Give me a slender chick with a good-looking face that's made up to look natural, not plastered with concealer and lipstick. And a C cup. Or a B cup. Even A, maybe. But B32 to C34... bingo.

"As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers."

Different poem:
"An Angel came to me and said: 'O pitiable foolish young man! O horrible! O dreadful state! consider the hot burning dungeon thou art preparing for thyself to all eternity, to which thou art going in such career.' "

I did, and...? I'd give her a solid 5/10, maybe 6/10. Not the epitome of beauty in my opinion. Then again, thin models with a bust that's probably causing back problems aren't exactly my type. And her face doesn't help matters any. She looks like a cross-dresser with implants.

It's not rape if I like it.