Journal: first (journal) post!

An inevitable first journal entry, close cousin to the first post. It contains little information, and even less of interest to you, the slashdot journal-reading public. So why are you reading this? Aparently I've struck your fancy, or you're bored enough to read random pages, or you're stalking me, or something equally unpleasant and passe. In any case, a haiku:

my slashdot journal
i saw others, made my own
journal topic: none