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Comment Re:Act of war... according to US (Score 2) 287

> Wait,... isn't this the purpose of the NSA?

According to US government, hacking communication infrastructure of a country by another government is an "act of war", not regular espionage. They said this very loudly just before Snowden revelations began. So NO. They are not supposed to be doing that.

Ah, but when we do it, it is a glorious action undertaken for freedom, truth, and to protect innocent children.

But when those foreigners do the same thing, it is because they are mean, slinking, low scoundrels.

There's a world of difference. Anyone can see that!

Comment Re:Too Little, Too Late & MtGox (Score 1) 254

Why in 2014, do I have to decorate variables with '$'?

That is your first complaint about PHP? That? I can't stand PHP but, seriously, that is first on your list of PHP badness?

Maybe he is poor and seeing all those dollar signs depresses him.

Comment Re:Computer illiterate little sister? (Score 2) 389

The quote is out of context, and was part of a larger list of users. On its own it does seem negative - here's my full quote:

Metro is a content consumption space. It is designed for casual users who only want to check facebook, view some photos, and maybe post a selfie to instagram. It's designed for your computer illiterate little sister, for grandpas who don't know how to use that computer dofangle thingy, and for mom who just wants to look up apple pie recipes. It's simple, clear, and does one thing (and only one thing) relatively easily.

The word you are looking for is "iPad".

Comment Re:A few problems... (Score 1) 149

I think I just started development on the 3rd worst D20 product

*rolls a 1*

Your fingers fumble over the keyboard, striking keys almost under their own accord.

UPDATE customer SET lastname='Jones'

*rolls save vs. WHERE clause... 3*

;

With horror you look on as you strike a glancing blow to the enter key.

No problem if you live in the right part of Wales: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jones.png

Comment Re:Seriously - GTFO (Score 1) 401

Exactly! Why would Slashdot ever carry a story about Leonard Nimoy? Wasn't he in some westerns, like Gunsmoke and The Virginian? Anything else that we should know about? Did he ever travel? Any famous treks to relate that nerds would care about?

Well, he was a TV star. So when he was trekking around the Wild West doing those westerns you list, I suppose we could say he was a star trekking.

Comment Re:Glad this is over (Score 1) 379

So wait, you're saying that narrow corporate interests were trying to push their own inferior solution in place of a technically superior system strongly preferred by the userbase? There seems to be something vaguely familiar about this scenario, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

You must be thinking of Windows Metro! :-)

(He says with a big naive smile)

Comment Re:For everyone who said "what do you have to hide (Score 1) 337

In discussions about government spying and surveillance, there is often a vocal group who says "if you don't have anything to hide, then this spying should not bother you."

Answer: "So, if that is the case, then you won't mind giving me your name and address and phone number. After all, `if you don't have anything to hide, then this spying should not bother you'."

Comment Re:No (Score 4, Insightful) 337

You forgot some pertinent facts: The U.S. has a long history of funding terrorists, supporting coups, and undermining democracies.

Yes, but they are OUR terrorists, OUR coups, and OUR ENEMIES' democracies.

And we are RIGHT!

Moral choices are so much easier when your country is always right. It's practically like you don't even need to think.

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