That sounds like a project manager to me - an experienced professional with leadership experience that doesn't participate in the day-to-day work of the development team. The best sprints I have participated in have been facilitated by project managers.
How is a website supposed to know the difference between a visitor and a crawler? Both send HTTP requests for pages. Crawlers could use special user agent strings, but they don't have to. The only way to keep automated systems off of a website is to use a CAPTCHA, which tends to be annoying to legitimate users, and therefore used sparingly.
Apparently some folks in Zimbabwe had to start posting signs on restroom doors to ask people not to wipe their asses with money, since it's cheaper than toilet paper but clogs up the plumbing.
Can the C64 be overclocked? Yes. My friend has a souped up C64 with a turbo switch. I believe you can crank up the clock from 1Mhz to 2-4Mhz.
Not to mention the added luster of nostalgia. I was showing my mom Fallout 3 and her comment was like "wow, it looks almost as good as Myst!"
Many folks cannot call 911. Local civil services are mobilizing to ensure that folks can get critical services if needed. Banks are closed, businesses are unable to process credit card transactions. And I can't work from home today. I would call this havoc.
Python? Luxury! Back in the day we had to write a solution for the Towers of Hanoi in assembly! And we didn't have PCs with gigabytes of memory, large color monitors and local processing resources. We had to make do with VT220 terminals (in green or amber) connected to a DEC minicomputer, which today wouldn't be trusted to control a modern toaster.
Actually that is exactly what data is - a bunch of anecdotes. You only get information when you analyze the anecdotes and determine if there is a common pattern.
I have been coding biz apps for even longer, and I sympathize. I recently transferred to a group that produces back-end serving software, which is a really different challenge. There is no UI, no RDBMS, and we are using a new programming language to boot. These opportunities are out there if you are willing to change.
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
