Hah that's great; I'll bill you for the keyboard and coffee.

http://superawesomebroadband.com/

Unlimited connections on static IPs. Secure VPN exits in Sweden and Switzerland. No download or upload limits. No content filtering. No port blocking. No packet shaping. No transparent web caches. No fair usage policy. No Phorm. No small print. No call centres. No lock in period. No cooperation with the RIAA / MPAA.

"The RIAA is going to try working with the ISPs to limit file-sharing services and cut off repeated users"

I don't think that will work with THIS ISP http://www.superawesomebroadband.com/