Comment Mozilla Changes Name to Mozillasoft (Score 1) 688
Today Mozilla announced that it was changing its name to Mozillasoft, to more accurately reflect company policy and attitudes. Spokesman Hugh Janus said, "We rolled out version 29 because, well, fuck you all. We've been working on our take on Windows 8, browser-style, and now that it's out there you can all just suck it. Just wait until our next update, when we're going to make sure to break all those add-ons that take you away from the ant-colony purity of Australis. We're done bending over backwards to accommodate users who want this button here and that control there. From now on, it's our UI, or you can go and die! Tabs on top! Tabs on top!"