Sounds kinky.

For the cost of 16 ounces I could probably charter my own BBJ.

We already do it for news, now TV shows? What's next, paying $10 to sit in front of a movie I had to help write?

I may only have one parent. S/he may be the only one of his/her generation. Does qualifying my statement make it better?

My parent's generation is still trying to figure out 3-3-3 for F, despite having an alpha-numeric keypad since the days of rotary phones. How are they supposed to learn this?

I can't see this thing being hooked up to the 120V in the garage and still charging in six minutes... more like 460V 3-phase (disclaimer - I am by no means an EE).

I actually make it very, very clear when I'm raging on the road. Spares any confusion on the part of my passengers. Or other people's passengers.

Regardless of the reactions and if they're justified or not, good luck being the prez who says "Well, we've got a smoking hole in lower Manhattan, but we're not going to change a single thing. Nope, just going to keep it the way it is...."

Ummm.... if it's "non-satellite imagery," where else could it be from? I'd think a guy taking pictures out of a Cessna wouldn't be very economical long-term compared to a drone.

It's just The Way It Is. I live in the Northeast (hint - Yankees Suck!), and when everyone drives like that, you get more cars through the green, and everything goes smoother. I've also lived in NC, and sometimes the third car wouldn't make it due to the inability of some people to stay on top of their driving. Obviously, these are generalizations, and there are always exceptions, but I think asshole driving = better driving. NB - Asshole driving =/= road rage, which is an special, advanced case.

I last about 1.3 seconds before laying on the horn when I'm waiting behind an idiot stopped at a green. Good luck getting a cop there before that.

Saturated fat isn't a nutrient?

Obligatory XKCD: http://www.xkcd.com/538/

Will it show calming pictures on the screen while I'm raging at customer service?

....it's like a coffee table book for nerds?